December 09, 2004
Mr. Asian Mustache 2004!
This is perhaps the most awesomest thing I've seen this year, a four week mustache growing competition amongst Asian fellas. Damn it! Where was I when this got started? I would've SMOKED those suckas! As some of you may know, I have a unhealthy obsession with mustaches, and have frequently terrorized my female companions with the threats of renewing my yearly foray into growing yet another little spider farm on my chin and upper lip. (I call it a "spider farm" since that's kind of what the little sparce bits of corse short black hair look like... a cluster of little spiders).
Little quote gems from Mr. China:
"My ponderings: Normally I like smiling at people...I think people like it. But now I'm embarrassed to do it at all because I don't want to bring attention to my face. However, out of habit or I just couldn't resist, I did flash a smile at the girl working at the ucla cafeteria. She smiled back - she didn't charge me for my salad. Accidental oversight or power of the mustache?"
"My pondering: You pay a hooker to be nice to you. If the hooker tells you that the mustache isn't a good thing, its pretty much, not a good thing."
Oh... I love this inter-web thingamajig sometimes...
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