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WTF Friday | Knit Jean Lounge Pants

This post is dedicated to all the guys out there looking to spice up their wardrobe for the New Year. 2012 is the year of the knit jean lounge pants. Yes, you read that correctly—knit jean lounge pants. Now now, before you have the desire to take your limited edition Hermès scarf and want to strangle yourself with it, at least give me a shot at convincing you why this may be the greatest fashion design in the last decade. \n\nMuch like the men's boxer making a huge splash when paired with a pair of really low and extra baggy jeans, the knit jean lounge pants (or as I like to call them, the \"Hey, I'm going through a mid-life crisis, so to get in touch with my young and cool self, I'm going to wear these jeans to show how hip and stylin' I am!\") is the more sophisticated older brother to that year 2000 look. \n\nOn a lazy Sunday afternoon, while nursing a hangover from a wild Saturday night, and you find yourself craving some greasy food but having doubts as to whether or not you should leave the house wearing your oh so comfy pajamas, just slip into these jean lounge pants and you'll never feel as if you're making a huge fashion no no. \n\nJust think about all the manly activities you can do while wearing these pants. From playing touch football with the guys, to fixing a leaky pipe for your girlfriend, the options are endless. So men, don't be shy to strut around your living room topless while wearing these pants. Your woman will be impressed she found such a stylish man. \n\nIf you find yourself nodding to every word I have written, then what are you waiting for?! Quantities are limited, so get yours before they are all sold out! (Might I add that you take a peak at the camo cargo sweatpants. Pair it with a riffle and no one will ever question your sexuality!)