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Chinese Girl Gets Surgery To Look Like Jessica Alba

By Claudia, Originally published in Disgrasian

Someone's taking the Doppleganger idea to the extreme...

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Pre-surgery picture of Xiaoping whose boyfriend told her to wear a blonde wig at all times..to look like Jessica Alba.

I apologize ahead of time for my censored profanity, but what the eff. I've been conversing with the Disgrasian girls about this story where a girl in China is getting plastic surgery to look more like Jessica Alba, to get her ex-boyfriend back. Now, most of us have had our share of heartache and we all have different ways of coping with the pain. In my opinion, the best way to remedy a broken heart is (re)learning how to love yourself without the necessity to receive validation from another.

Unfortunately, in the case of 21-year old Xiaoping, it's more than just her heart that's getting ripped to shreds. Can you imagine getting surgery to change your face for the sake of love?

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Says, the young Xiaoping,

"(I am) a psychologically weak person. I want to do something to challenge myself and build a strong personality through it" (From Guyism).

There are far too many things wrong with her statement but the most distressing thing about it is that there are surgeons in China who are offering to do the surgery for her for free. FOR FREE! Oh dear.

Diana from Disgrasian has come up with a list of 10 Reasons Not To Get Plastic Surgery To Look Like Jessica Alba (And One Reason To Do It) and (in addition to being hilariously sarcastic) there are some useful tips to girls who would do anything for love.

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February 9, 2010 at 7:07 PM
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