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The Top Ten Cities to Find the Sexiest Women in the World | According to Some Dudes
According to this article by the MATADOR NIGHTS, the only criteria to qualify as one of the top ten cities in the world with the sexiest women is to merely have...well...women in the city. It is rumoured that the MATADOR NIGHTS writers compiled this "top ten" list on a Saturday night by way of 3 simple steps: First, they blindfolded themselves with their ties or with whatever loose garments were laying around...then, they proceeded by throwing ten darts at the huge map pinned to their conference room wall. And lastly, all writers agreed to vigorously read the Lonely Planet guides of each city, with the travel channel playing in full blast in the background. The resulting article is proof that this rumour might be true. Here's the full splurge of what is said about the women in Prague:
"Prague's turbulent history has done nothing to quash its appeals. More often than not, Czech women feature in top ten lists of world beauties and with good reason. Not a capital of style exactly, but certainly well turned out and proud. Prague's streets teem with blonde haired, blue eyed beauties. A touch of old Europe."There is no argument here about whether or not the women in Prague are beautiful...that's not the point...the point is that it just seems like the supposed "good reason" as to why they are one of top ten cities in the world is missing. Aren't there an abundance of blonde hair, blue eyed beauties throughout the world living in different cities? Why aren't those cities on the list? Please, MATADOR NIGHTS, clarify to the world your selection process! Like, what if two darts had landed on one city?
More: More questions about the article under the cut | For the fun, but not-to-be-taken-seriously article, go to Matador Nights | Where to find the Sexiest Men in the World written by the Matador Nights
How come the top ten list excludes the U.S.A., are they the default winners, or the default losers?
How come there is no particular order for these top ten cities, could it be because the reasoning for each is so inconsistent?
Although it's an article purely for humour, would a more structured and a seemingly less random selection hurt anyone?
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