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No, this didn't happen in Japan. You would think, but you would be wrong. Still, this has got to be the weirdest, if not stupidest, story out there. For now.
Actually, there are two related stories out from Asia that catapult the continent into the stupid-human-tricks realm. First, a lonely guy in Hong Kong decided to hump a steel park-bench. Yes, a park bench. The park bench has small holes on its surface, and he must've thought it was a good idea to make the bench his bitch...until he got stuck, panicked, and called the police. Find out what happened next here. You have to give him credit, he's got some imagination.
Music lyric that comes to mind: "'Cause...I'm down to get the friction on..." (Sir Mix-A-Lot, Baby Got Back)
A month later a welder in Malaysia thought it would be genius of him to increase his size for his engagement (and presumably for his bride-to-be) by putting a heavy welding nut (no pun intended) on the end of his penis. *blink blink* The things people do. He hoped the heavy welding-nut would lengthen and stretch him out. There are no words, right? Find out what happened next here.
Music lyric that comes to mind: "I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut to move your butt..." (C+C Music Factory, Everybody Dance Now).
Don't blink, there's bound to be more.
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Hilarious! But not surprised. What does this say about the male brain ...
Yikes! Hasn't our friend in Malaysia ever heard of Extenz?
hahahah omg hilarious!
September 5, 2008 at 2:36 AM
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