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The Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd., has designed a product that might very well be every man's (and teenage boy's) dream: penis massage pants. Now, not only can you sip a cold beer and play your favorite video game while pleasuring yourself, but you can masturbate 24/7.

The pants are designed to look like a pair of snug-fitting jean shorts with a remote control attached. According to the website, the pants are "high-performance battery charged," have automatic temperature control thanks to infrared heaters, and features a variety of settings.

The only seemingly obvious flaw in Wengzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd,'s Penis Massage Pants is the minimum order of 500. Yep, you have to order 500 pairs at a time. But that might not be such a bad thing, because if they actually work, they're probably only one-time use only!

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