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Practical Introduction to Slow Simmer | How-to manual for the Japanese libido

slowsimmer.jpgA reference to Adam and Eve? Adam Tokunaga Sex Schools founder Hisashi Isao has come up with a how-to manual called PRACTICAL INTRODUCTION TO SLOW SEX (Kodansha 2007). The Japanese are not feeling the love, with record-low birth rates and even lower libidos, so many are turning to manuals like this one -- a bestseller with sales exceeding 30 million copies.

What elicits the biggest giggles about the bestseller is its "Set to Slow Simmer" how-to drawings that accompany the text. The text is equally fun with garbled translation from google describing techniques such as:

"Instantly ignite libido for men, (but) women's bodies (reaches) the boiling point takes time...It's not only ejaculation head in the men's super-junk sex, clitoral suddenly, it is also strongly scour that friction, but it is a kettle of water on the burner...so how heat is intense, burn the surface of the kettle just hard to think of the contents of the boiling water...Women's sexuality to a boil in the same pan, is a factor that is properly heated. High heat instead of "low heat" over time...Understanding the mechanism of women, and single-mindedly obsessed with breasts and clitoris only, sex from beginner to graduate as soon as possible, please."

The "please" at the end straight up kills!

Source: News3Yen

Slow practice categories :

(1) more humane techniques, by Tender
(2) to master ultra-soft touch
(3) Insert the only totally out sex
(4) that sexual pressure and vibration to blossom
(5) G-Spot really true method caress
(6) 1.5 centimeters behind the ultimate erogenous zone
(7) "conversation" is the occult arts unity
(8) women are generalized sense of the reasons zone
(9) make women scream "T Spot"
(10) In either caress the tongue and fingers?
(11), "Yu" important "feel"
(12) "NECHIKKO" and using "saliva"
(13) absolute "sensual beauty"
(14) Women are fundamental to the joy of "super soft"
(15) to enjoy the passive men and
(16) His marriage and physical contact
(17), it feels the love from sex
(18) "tickle" is a "feel good" starting point for a climb
(19) caress hair to be sensitive to women
(20) Rainbow course kiss on the lips (1) divided into three parts
(21) Rainbow course kiss kiss enjoy (2)
(22) face is a treasure house of erogenous zone
(23) Part of the appeal from the neck collarbone
(24), "energy plant"


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April 18, 2008 at 1:23 AM
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